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also known as the storytelling gypsies, this team basically depends on one player to win all their games and laughs at people with broken legs and leprechauns.
That goalie for Max and the Slippery Lizards is so hot!!
yea shes a babe. I'm gonna hit her in the face with the ball now.
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a healthy pepsi. it tastes like water
can i have some diet pepsi max?
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Practically an RTX 2060 or a dumb and smaller version of the RTX 2080. It's meant for overpriced laptops
I got an RTX 2080 Max-Q Mobile and it's pretty good
Dude you could've built a PC with better specs and save 200+ dollars and just buy a regular laptop for other things
WELL NOW I CAN MOVE IT PLACES AND OVERHEAT THE CPU SO SUCK IT!!
When a drunk guy receives a blow-job from a really fat chick and he passes out while still getting head.
Marley was a master of getting guys drunk and taking advantage of them. When you were with her on a Friday you could always count on ending your night with some Mad Max beyond Thunderdome and waking up next to her in the morning wondering why her lips were glossed with pre-cum.
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You're straight af, to the point you only biological females are visible to you.
Girl: "I like this guy's shirt, would love to see you wearing his style."
Guy: "Can't see him, I'm Super Straight XS Pro Max"
A kind of automaton especially designed to suck cock.
They usually have the designation : AARON R.G ÜM3000
Last year, I got an AARON ÜBER GAY MAX 3000 for my birthday.
An Apple phone that was not needed. Now, listen, why are you here? Go get a life..No Like Really...WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS! GOOOOOOOO.OMGGG.
''Iphone 14 Pro Max Ultra''
''Your kidding..''
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