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One who comences the act of violently ass ramming an individual with their penis, Large squid,or any other phalical object.
Friend: So what did you do last night?
Other Friend: I proceeded to play some dude in soul calibur IV and was the ruga monster for a good 10 rounds.
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little fuckers with small penises, aka pokemon
what the fuck, stop playing with those gay ass pocket monsters!
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The Itisuaraus Monstrus AKA the itis monster, is a being ment only to inflict utter fear, pain, sorrow, and general tireredness into its victims. The itis monster can be found in various locations, but most comonly in such holy sites as Oakland, a southern kitchen, and Uncle Frank's. The mating season for the itis monster apears to be from Thanksgiving untill Catfish after catfish (March 21, from 7 am till 1 minute after dark), as well as a Sunday dinner thats starts cooking on Saturday. To be noted, the itis monster is not the only thing that can bring the itis, but is only a byproduct, one of an itis that causes permanent physical and phychological damage . It can also be noted that the giants from Spartan: Total Warrior can are a good example of the physical apperance of the itis monster
Me: OH LHOAD!!! (oh lord) SAVE ME FROM THIS SUFREN. THE ITIS
Chris: DAMMT BOY! YOU GET IN MY DAMN COLLARDS AGAIN. MAKE SOME BOOGIE WOOGIE MONKY FOOD AGAIN. (Good fellow, have you partaken in a feast of this so called "Soul food")
Me: NAH, aint never...Aint....ne...va.. itis monster ...(falls asleap, while internal organs are being smashed by stomach)
Chris: Thata teach ya, dumb African
--OR--
Habudahebudahebudahiblidah bhwa whawhahleaa
call of the itis monster
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"Goof monster" is a term set aside for only the lonleyest, dumbest, most annoying, most retarded person you can think of. Everyone has their own "goof monster" in their life. It could be your boss. It could be your cousin. It could be your great aunt Hilda. It doesn't matter. There's ALWAYS one there. You can easily identify a "goof monster" in a group of people, because they will be the one alone, away from the group of people. If you find yourself in a situation where you might consider yourself a "goof monster", please, do everyone a favor, and go die, because NOBODY likes "goof monsters." The term "goof monster" does NOT describe someone who is goofy, but someone who is simply retarded. This world is crawling with "goof monsters", so watch out!
Oh my god, you goof monster!!! Get away from me, you don't have any friends for a reason!
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A "Monster Matt" is the lowest form of humanity. Typically a Monster will have disgraceful oral hygeine, consisting of crooked yellow teeth, severe plaque and dog-shit breath. Their hair will often be of a golden brownish or flat out stinky-ginger colour (Which they shamefully try to label "off-brown" in vain). Monsters smell all the time, even when their clothes are "clean", this smell often orginiates from vomit and piss stains that they have acculmulated. Monsters have really dark pupils, like the common Tiger Shark, and a very small and shrivelled pink penis which my resemble a pig's tail. They have a fondness for cats which is admirable, but a hatred for nearly everything else. A Monster finds joy in life in only one manner, making people laugh. They will go to great lengths to achieve this, particularly from people they look up to and will often been seen acting like a clown or stumbling around aimlessly drunk and being laughed at by massess of people. Monsters have no sense of self-worth, no sense of community, no sense of right and wrong and hate things for no reasons. They are usually athiests, vegetarians and virgins. A lot of their psychological issues can be traced back to distubringly incestuous relationships with their poor, call-girl mothers. These women are nearly as repulsive as the Monsters themselves due to their parasitic nature of moving from partner to partner, dragging the monster around as their emotional baggage and wasting what little money they have on breast implants. It's easy to pity a Monster, but don't forget, they don't want your pity. They have no soul!
The worst thing about Monsters are that they have no concept of self-improvement or decency. This common personality flaw can lead Monster's to suicide in their mid 30s. It is said that Monsters usually struggle growing up from their comedic, alcoholic heydey that is their 20s as their friends (or friend) move on with their lives. As they struggle to adapt to living with their mums for 15 years, dropping out of uni and working as a recycler worker Monsters start to become increasingly realistic and realise that theirs is a life that is not worth carrying on with. Never mind.
A Monster's only real claim to fame is that they have never been beaten up by 2 girls.
Monster Matt Matt Johnson Matthew Johnson Ginger Disgrace Gilbert Ginger Fuckbag Shark Eye Sharkey and George Milky Ron Weasley Burn victim Boiled at birth Domestic cat
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1. A word furries-in-denial use to justify their attraction to cryptids/ monsters
1. "Greg told me he'd totally let mothman suck his dick if Mothman were up to it. So that makes him a what? A monster fucker?"
-No, he's totally a furry in denial.
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a can of mountain dew, slammed appropriately
on Master Chief Mondays my buddy Mike and I slam green monsters to enhance our Covinant killing precision.
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