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It is when you shit on a girls stomach and run your penis through it until nice and lubricated then proceed to sexual intercourse
Joe, I totally gave her a kentucky road derby last night it was pretty hot.
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A newborn baby whose face looks like it suffered from severe road rash when in reality it's just a potential side effect from a natural birth.
That baby definitely has birth canal road rash!
when you’ve run out of insults
ugh you cum sucking road whore
A slutty ass bitch that runs around sucking ever dick with a lil'Devil lettuce in his pocket. - a chick that has swallowed so many loads she belch's n purps cum bubble's
Shannon gave me some head then burnt all my icky sticky then that cum burpping road whore grabbed my beer and bounced!
The act of receiving head on a bumpy road while having the sunroof open, as the make ejaculates, pulls her head away and shoots his load out the sunroof while simultaneously hitting the breaks, landing the load on the windshield then using it to clean his windshield
"Man your car looks so clean!" "Yeah that's because Gina just have me Rocky Mountain road head."
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The aftermath of being cut off by someone while driving, and receiving a hand job. The rapid change in momentum of the car caused by slamming the breaks or jerking the steering wheel to avoid the asshole who cut you off, causes your partner to tightly squeeze your cock and gives your penis an Indian burn, giving you a Road Rage Rug Burn.
I bet chlamydia feels better than a road rage rug burn.
When are you gonna come down?
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man
You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up with you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This boy's too young to be singing, the blues
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
Yeet goodbye yellow brick road is the best