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When you manage to shit without pissing in a defiant act of sheer will power.
Person 1: "Damn it I was selected for a drug test and I have to shit."
Person 2: "That's okay just pinch off the Black Diamond first."
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The act of covering one's mouth with one hand and pointing at the source of humor with the other hand, all while laughing uncontrollably.
Tim: Why do all those black dudes cover their mouths and point at Chappelle every time he tells a joke.
Dave: Oh they're just laughing and enjoying themselves. While us white folk laugh moderately and applaud when we find something funny, they tend to.....well they have their black laugh.
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A region or area on Planet Earth where you absolutely cannot get a cell phone signal but everywhere else within the general area you can.
(while driving) "Wait a second I'm going through a black hole. I might have to call you back."
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One of the nicknames of tha greatest balla Kobe Bryant.
Hey yo,bro! Did u c yesterday's match? Our Black Mamba was on fire! Lakers fo'life!
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A popular nickname for Kobe Bryant, a basketball player for the Los Angeles Lakers. The nickname was popularized by a Nike commercial featuring LeBron James. Since Mr. James already had a popular nickname, "King James", Nike decided to come up with their own nickname for Bryant, and thus the Black Mamba was born.
" Bryant shoots from beyond the arc....Scores!!!! A beautiful shot from the Black Mamba, and puts his Lakers up, 90-88."
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Useless person who is a waste of space.
That black whore is sucking the life out of me
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If you are black and your family has lived in America for so long that they don't know the country in Africa their ancestors originally came from, this is you. Black-Americans are often mistaken for African-Americans.These are two completely different things.
Black American: So I hear you're from Africa.
African: Yes
Black American: So am I!
African: Really?
BA: Yeah
African: What part?
BA: (silence) I don't know but I know my great-great-great-great grand mother moved here from somewhere in the east.
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