Just because I can

1.the excuse for anything that was either stupid random or both.
2.why I'm writing this definition

Why'd did you smoke that weed right in front of a cop
Just because I can
Really?!?

i can transform ya

what chris brown said to rihanna before he transformed her face

*chris brown and rihanna in the lambo*

rihanna: i have herpes

chris brown: bitch!!!! i can transform ya i can transform ya

rihanna: transform what?

chris brown: YO FACE NIGGA!!!!!

rihanna: ahhhhh !!!!

*pimp slap; starts biting, choking, and punching*

open a can of whup ass

a total beatdown that not only causes physical injury but total humiliation

last night i was at a college party

a lipstick lesbian opened a can of whup ass on a sorostitute

it was sweet

what can a gal do

when a gal is in quite a bind and not sure what to do.

dang it. I just dropped my drink. what can a gal do¯\_(ツ)_/¯

can yall shut up

how to tell your friends to shut up :)

Friend #1: "heyyy so theres this really hot guy that asked me out" 🤭
Friend #2: "omg is it Jamie?"

Friend #3: "Luckyyy!"
Friend #4: "I wish i was as lucky as you!"
Me: "can yall shut up?"

fluffy unicorns can karate

It's another way to say F--- without actually swearing :D

Oh fluffy unicorns can karate!

can i get a beach

Jimins mistake.....tae thinks he is a gangsta now.

"Can I get a beach?" " Bitch? " "beach" "bitch.....?"