Man i got 2 jobs micky dz, and taxi wish, I would like to get some extra" payment paper " for it.
The little bits or often huge stains of shit left by someone's dirty hands on a roll of toilet paper in a public toilet.
Person 1: Hey, have you got any toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.
When something or someone is not trustworthy.
Most politicians are like fishnet toilet paper. You can’t trust much of what’s coming out of their mouth. It’s all crap.
A roll of paper that covers up presents and anything you wrap
Do you have any wrapping paper so I can wrap my mums Christmas present
A roll of paper that covers up presents and anything you wrap
Do you have any wrapping paper so I can wrap my mums Christmas present
A fat girl that marries someone from another country for the sole purpose of him getting his citizenship papers.
"Aisha got married to a guy from Canada so he can get his citizenship papers, she's such a paper-weight."