Be prepared. The weird guy from texas has found his successor.
?: Did you hear? The Second Coming of the weird guy from texas is happening.
!: 100% Red doing this for attention
When someone sends you a snapchat that was also posted on their story
"I know Josh's ass did not just send me a second-hand snap after i sent him a direct one"
on the second day of every year, the chickens.
fun fact: on the second day of every year, the chicken
In the dating game, a second-rounder is a person who didn't get married in their 20s like 1st rounders. They're usually still in "game shape" for sport fucking, but for whatever reason, the mental game never clicked and could never get married and retire from The Game.
Second-rounders are typically primo picks for divorced 1st rounders who are still in Game Shape themselves, but now have to get back into The Game
A milf got married and had babies, but a Second-rounder never got picked from the sidelines before their 30s.
Sester-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common.
My sester-second-cousin is a good person.
Child of their parent’s first cousin with their other parent’s sesqui-first cousin or are the child of their parent’s double-first cousin with their other parent’s half-first cousin.
My sester-second cousin is a good person.
Grandparent's male second cousin.
My second great-cousin-uncle is a good person.