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when your cock hangs low from to much viagra
jimmys dad had a saggy snake cuz of his son
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When you pull out of a girls ass and she shits all over your dick, your dick is now a "mud snake"
I was fucking Kelly in the ass last night and she totally gave me a mud snake
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Poisonus snake that when aroused spits out a venumous white fluid.
He has a dangerous one eyed snake
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1. Extra long lanky penises
2. Also used in a friendly game of tether ball
I am alone in my room and I just got hit in the face with a flying sex snakes
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A penis dipped in chocolate milk
That guy fucked me with a Alabama water snake
An increasingly popular phrase to describe the unhinged underbelly of ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ pseudo-American vipers who are for libertarian-style governmental minimalism and which advocates for being heavily armed and critically under-taxed.
We are facing yet another dangerous surge of the poisonous United Snakes of America and we must take up the sharp shovel of democracy and sever its unglued and agitated tiny head from its enlarged and overfed body.
A long and unpinched bowel movement which has a curved or coiled shape to it, resembling the body of a snake.
A catchy doo doo snake jingle:
Doo doo snake doo doo snake
Ya make me feel better when my tummy aches
Doo doo snake doo doo snake
Were you a hot dog or a piece of cake?