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The uncle the molested you when you were 6. He’s a pretty sweet guy but thinks you forgot about what he did. He mostly spends his time in the basement and at church. He’s anti social and has 1 friend he plays golf with (usally your dad or a friend from Highschool). Over all a pretty weird but nice-ish guy
Uncle Jim is a pedophile
Let’s go play golf with your Uncle Jim
Not someone who should be within 50 miles of a school zone.
My bully chasing me: "You've got nowhere to run dipshit"
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*
An old man, works as floor cleaner and does 🎣, is a pro astro photographer, spams a lot, has tremendous achievements and won gold medal in getting banned.
Has extraordinary mind, is a geek and has signed cryopreservation contract till 2805.
Person1-Oh look there, Miguel
Person2-no dude he is our Migool uncle.
When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.
Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.
1👍 1👎
The husband of one's grandparent-in-law's sister.
My co-great-uncle-in-law is a good person.
A gay rapper just trying to make it in something.
Dude Uncle Naked Spiderman just featured on Viagra