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When a state of war is declared on a country, or a country declares a state of war on another, they are considered to be a war-state, and are not eligible to compete in the Olympic games.
Iraq was a war-state, and technically, is still at war (although occupation is the final stage, imperialisation or handing over of power marks the end of war)
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The best movie trilogy in the history of anything. The three movies are often accompanied by the mention of the shitty prequels, which almost destroyed all mankind.
You like Star Wars!? Finally... one of my own kind...
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When one is sent off to war and sexes up the local population, and those local girls have offspring from the relation. The offspring are refered to as "war trophies"
HMMWV Driver:Why is there a Ginger here in Iraq?
Truck Commander: "Special Forces War Trophies man"
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Fiercer than religious wars. Fought between two tweeps or more, using link after link,on what the truth about a subject be
My TL is being spammed by link wars about some content on Wikipedia
What do I do now? Two of my Twitter friends wont talk after a link war about grammar
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the biggest piece of overrated nerd-crap ever invented, which is responsible for all these nerds in the world today. Also Star Trek is the crappier version, which is even worse. Star Wars isnt cool, its gay
Nerd, faggot, gay motherfucker: Hey Super thug gangsta... u wanna watch sum STAR WARS WITH HAN SOLO AND LUKE ASS-STALKER!!
Super Thug Gangsta: WTF MO FUCKAAA!!! *caps the nerd*
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1. Star wars was the cause of men all over the nation to become celibate, not by coice. It is said that George Lucas began a monstrous crusade to discontinue the entire human race from reproducing, thus stopping the reproduction of mankind.
2. One of the things a boyfriend will love more than his girlfriend, etc boyfriend.
3. The dawning of all eternal hell fire.
1. Girl: Hey do you want to come over to my house tonight, my parents arent home?
Male: No, i have to bid on a limited edition luke sky walker light saber and re-arrange my miniature star wars 2 figurines.
Girl: I never knew you were a devout catholic!
2. Refer to example prior.
3. Over a hundred geeks/nerds/etc stood inline for the newest star wars movie causing the deterioration of the organic balance in carbon dioxide to grealy increase at that central position of all of the homosexual/chaste beings to greatly diminish the oxygen levels in the surrounding areas, George Lucas knew it all would happen.
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The act of dippin with two uppers, and two lowers, all in a different corner of the mouth at the same time.
Tony loves Skoal Straight so much that he has been known to throw in a civil war regularrly
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