rice pocket

A nickname for a vegetarians vagina.

That vegan sure has a tight rice pocket.

rice-wagon

A sub-litre rustbucket of a vehicle with half of Halfords bolted to the top half, and half of Maplins illuminating the bottom half.

Your premium is likely to be significant if you're a new driver, especially if male and under the age of 30 and driving a rice-wagon.

nipple rice

It's the reminence of nipple chaffing.

I got a bad case of nipple rice right now

saggy rice bags

saggy rice bags is the name given to a person who has over the top saggy nips, like that of a 70 year-old crack whore.This droopy nip syndrome causes the infested's rice bags to hit the floor when they jump, causing the ground to shake as though it has parkingsons. Approach with extreme caution titties saggier than your nans are very hostile and may chomp off your dick faster than "O niel"(common name for your local pedo) after kiddies. Ricebagitis is known and scientifically proven to be the leading cause of virginity being more damaging to their sex life than posting "#1 victory royal". Sufferers of this diseases penises tend to be smaller than average having a droopy bellend and an oversized foreskin.

Luke- oi bruv u erd about that kid saggy rice bags?
Kieron- nah heard hes got some saggy ass nips
Luke- yeh man that kid liams ricebags are droopier than robs dick in the girls changing rooms
Kieran- HAHAHHAHA fucking queer!"

Curry Fried Rice

A codeword for Carmel Roohi.

Sometimes Curry Fried Rice is sooo irritating.

Cheese n rice

Legal substitute for the phrase “Jesus Christ”

Cheese n rice Kyle! The fucking condom isn’t meant for your balls!

Rice PC

1 Step Above a Potato PC
Most Laptops are Rice PCs
(It can run most 2d stuff Just Fine But With 3d stuff You need to turn quality to low to get 60fps)

Sorry bro. I can't have minecraft with shaders, I have a Rice Pc...