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Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
Thomas McKenna may be the most confusing, funny and talented person you will meet. Although his looks are not the best, and his body is not perfect, his manhood does not disappoint. He wins people over with forcefull friendship. Most people find him annoying, although subtly don’t mind his presence every once in a while. He is talented yet modest, he doesn’t want to accept that he is good enough because most people tell him he is insufficient in the first place. He excels in Math, Science and Music. However when it comes to History and Literature he tries hard but doesn’t succeed as much as he would like. Thomas McKenna is seen as annoying to many people, but also seen as a person that will accept them for their differences, he understands that everyone has differences and that it won’t define you, but it also may be the best quality about them. Thomas McKenna struggles with keeping friends because of the annoyingness as formentioned. Other people find him dramatic, yet sometimes wish his hilarious comments were there when they need them. Thomas McKenna is a great listener and can help you with his problems. Overall, it may take a while to finally accept him as a whole, but once you get to know him, he is a great guy, and whoever becomes a friend or more would be lucky to be with him.
“Wow, that Thomas McKenna is a lot to take in but he can be nice”
a subreddit on reddit dot com made to post recreations of wacky things people dreamed of
popular youtuber matt rose made a video on it recently
some gems from r/thomas the plank engine:
akinator: i think of "eat shit"
the kinger has decided your fate (your fate: boulder)
pouring ants into the deepfrier will NOT be tolerated. thank you for read. (thumbs down emoji guy)
twitter thread: what happened to this video? i can't find it - i took it down it was too powerful
(freddy fazbear in the ssb ultimate roster)
A Threesome involving 2 girls and a guy. The guy lies on his back while girl A rides his dick and girl B rides his face while both girls kiss, thus completing a triangle. Girl A can also be flipped around so girl B eats Girl A’s pussy while girl A give the Guy a blowjob but this is very physically exerting and not for amateurs.
Bill: I saw you take those two coeds into the bedroom at the party last night.
Dylan: yeah I got them to preform a Thomas Triangle on me before I squeezed my go-gurt all over them
Thomas Danaher is a yigga. Not a wigga or a nigga. He is a yigga. Don't get it confused.
Hello Thomas Danaher, the yigga, not the wigga or the nigga.