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(noun): When a woman, typically promiscuous by nature, lusts after more than one penis; when a woman is not satisfied by a single penis and must have as many as possible.
Dick Greed is about wanting all the dicks, to be the Scrooge McDuck of dicks, as it were.
Yo that ho triflin. She wants Kanye West's dick AND Ray J's dick! She got that dick greed!
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When two naked men use their penises as swords and whoever loses and cums first has to like it off the other man penis
Bro me and tony where having fun doing some Dick sex and I won so he gave me a blowjob
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A dick, who uses some form of wheeled transportation.
Look at that mall cop on the segway.
What a Dick on Wheels!
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When, amongst the confusion of wild intercourse, a male particpant over the age of 60 with a bald head lubricates his bald head using wax and WD-40, then he proceeds to stick his head inside his female parteners vagina.
Performing "The Dick Tully" requires great athleticism and a slut with a loose, floppy cunt.
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sam dick a funny alternative to sam hill or sam hell when you are surprised or angry
what the sam dick just happened that was awesome
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a guy who can't get his dick up
Melony: "How'd last night go?"
Cassandra: "Fucking sucked. He's a tabby dick"
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A Dick Cleaner is a professional title given out to a nymphomaniac slut that cleans dicks using his or her tongue with disregard to hygiene of the penis.
A Dick Cleaner will clean the most dirtiest dicks in town. Please see x-girlfriend.
"Oh don’t worry Penny's out cleaning dicks; you know how it is with Dick Cleaners these days?"
"I'm really worried about Ruth's breath; it was so foul I think she could be a Dick Cleaner"
"No man I didn't cum, it was practically just a dick clean!"
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