you got yourself a deal

A reply to an obvious question. This is a reference to the short movie "Don't Sleep, Robby" from Newgrounds.

Makeo: *playing drums*
Eddie: Are you playing the drums?
Makeo: You got yourself a deal!

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ha got eem

What someone says after they say "DEEZ NUTZ"

Tom- Hey, somethin came in the mail today.
Wife- What?
Tom- DEEZ NUTZ!! HA GOT EEM

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got nothing to prove

When you ask someone for proof to their statements and they say 'I got nothing to prove' which basically means they're bullshitting.

Connor: yeah I have a new r9 390x graphics card
Bob: Show me a screenshot of your PC specs
Connor: I got nothing to prove, I'm not lying

Bob: Then show me some proof
Connor: got nothing to prove.
Bob: But your bullshit? lmao.

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you got shrek'd

A GAMING TERM CREATED BY THE PRO GAMING TEAM FROM GB IDG(IMMORTAL DEMON GAMING) FOR WHEN YOU SIMPLY OWN ANOTHER PLAYER AND OR TEAM!!!

OMG MO FO YOU GOT SHREK'D ON THAT LAST MAP!!!!!!

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I Got The Horses In The Back

The song 'Old Town Road' has a line 'I Got Horses In The Back', normally used as a meme.

Dunkan: Hey Frank, where are the horses?
Frank: I Got The Horses In The Back
Billy Ray Cyrus: Horse tack is attached
Lil Nas X: Hat is matte black.
Dunkan/Frank: The hell?

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And that's how I got lice...

1. A statement used to cause delay and panic in nearby listeners. 2. A canned phrase to cause instant awkwardness to all in the immediate conversation.

Note: Can be interchanged with phrases such as that's what she said, and doesn't always have to be used with "and" at the front.

Person 1: "Hey, so I saw one of those AWESOME green saint patty's day wigs today at the store and tried it on. Did I say that it was awesome yet?!?"

Person 2: "...That's how I got lice."

~~~~~

Person 1: *walks into conversation by Person 2 and 3*

Person 2: "...And that's when she went all buck wild on me. Her hair was EVERYWHERE!"

Person 3: "That's pretty awesome!"

Person 1: "And that's how I got lice..."

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you got game girl

Meaning you are cheeky, and the girl is keeping the guy on his toes!

Boy - "Will you let me drive your car?"
Girl - "No"
Boy - "Is it because I'm black?"
Girl - "Yes!!" (then laughs)
Boy - (laughs) You got game girl!
Girl - "Well, you ask a stupid question, so I give you a stupid answer!"

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