italian freight train

The act of having a whoman bend over and then running as fast as you can from about ten feet back and shoving your penis in her anus without slowing down. Don't miss you will be in a lot of pain.

Hey sarah let's try out the italian freight train, I hear when you do it its extremely loud.

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Santa Barbara Train

(Verb) ; ... The act in which a person pushes together the east and west regions of their partner’s back fat and has intercourse between the two fat folds in a north/south fashion.

Friend: “I noticed your new (bf/gf) is chubbier than the last one. Is it true the chubby ones give better head?”

Broseph: “Suprisingly no, but I will say it’s the best way to ride the Santa Barbara Train.”

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Tijuana Train ride

The act of shitting on the stairs and smearing it down them, then using it as a slide to slip down it.

I cant wait to get home and catch a Tijuana Train ride down to the basement.

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Choo Choo train

A train that is powered by choo choo, giving it a very nice choo choo noise and making lots of steam.

Damn, that choo choo train is looking fiiiine

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Thomas The Dank Train

THE MOST MLG TRAIN THEIR IS HE IS GOD HE FINNA CRASH INTO YO HOUSE AND BRING THE MLG. THOMAS THE TRAIN IS RELATED TO THE MOST WIDE KNOWN MLG GODS A.K.A SNOOP DOGG, POKEMON GO, THE WAE, KERMIT TEH FROG. THOMAS THE DANK TRAIN IS GREAT

YOU KNOW THOMAS THE DANK TRAIN? YEAH THE MLG ONE? YEAH HE IS SO COOL!!!

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midnight train wreck

While having sex doggy style, you turn the girl towards the side of the bed, pull her arms out and thrust her off the side of the bed onto the floor face first.

Last night we got a little rough and while doin' her doggy style I accidentally gave her the midnight train wreck.

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Wyoming train whistle

When you fart in a girls face after intercourse. That's a Wyoming Train whistle

Kathy really wanted a Wyoming train whistle after we had sex

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