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A repulsive sexual maneuver when you are having sex with a girl with a warbling double chin. You jab your dick in her mouth, making her chin vibrate as she is making turkey sounds. Just before ejaculation you pull out and turn her around, going for the dirt road while she is on all four.
That Tom is such a quitter, I really wanted to get a hold of him but he was out four wheeling with the turkey lady all weekend.
Originated in Idaho, modified in Chicago, perfected in NYC
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It's a bit of a crap-shoot, but the berries are low on the turkey bush.
So invested in a thing or subject (usually a girl) it's blinding, leading one to a single minded obsession.
Dude, sorry I ditched you last night for that chick, I was balls deep in a turkey sandwich
Annual Thanksgiving Turkey Trot held in Mantua, VA for the purpose of having fun and charity.
Visit FairfaxTurkeyTrot.com to signup for the Fairfax Turkey Trot (FFXTT) Thanksgiving Charity Run!!!
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He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!
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The act of ejaculating in the anus of your partner, sucking the semen out of their anus, and spitting it back into your partner's mouth.
Dude, I'd totally drink your wild turkey milkshake!
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Known for joking during serious situations, its catchphrase "I say we put MUSTARD on it!" is known to create random laughter.
Boss: Gigantic turkey sub!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: ( a gigantic turkey submarine sandwich ) I say we put MUSTARD on it!
Boss: ( outraged ) This is NO time for joking, Gigantic Turkey Sub!!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: Cut Human Resources.
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