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A person that lives on a barge on a canal.
Like a land gypsy, water gypsies travel and live in a terrible habitat, smell horrible and is a valid form of insult.
Unlike land gypsies, water gypsies are unlikely to steal unless their way of life is threatened, have pet dogs or ‘dags’ Or ask for ‘any old iron’.
Steve: ‘Hey Doug! Do you want to go to the Dog and Duck later by the canal?’
Doug:’No way, there’s way too many water gypsies floating around by around there!’
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A drink that teenagers carry around to look cool and act like they care about their health (like they didn't just eat a quarter pounder and fries from McDonalds). Sadly, what these poor kids don't know is that vitamin waters add water weight to your stomach=THEY GIVE YOU A FAT,SACK-LIKE BEER BELLY! (betcha didn't know that!) -Vitamin Waters are the reason so many teenage girls have those pudjy little love handles hanging out from the sides of their mid-drifts. yet still, teenagers gulp these down like they are a drink from the gods, when they taste like diluted kool-aid.But they make you look "healthy" and "cool" and that's all that matters!
girl 1: I've been working out 4 times a week at the gym, playing tennis, and eating nothing but salad and drinking nothing but Vitamin Waters.
girl 2: so what's the problem?
girl 1: I LOOK LIKE IM PREGNANT WITH TWINS!
girl 2: damn those Vitamin Waters!
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To be in a bad relationship, trying to find a way to keep afloat when there seems to be no hope. You are swimming against the current in dangerous waters.
I thought Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries were a perfect couple, but lately their relationship has been on rocky water.
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Water Mexicans are people from Islands (mostly Latino islands) like Puerto Rico.
Where are you from?
Oh I’m from Puerto Rico.
Oh so you’re a water Mexican.
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adj. used to describe a very loose woman, i.e., one who has been the recipient of much porkage.
"dude, mandi is like a fucking glass of water."
"that doesn't make any sense."
"no, i mean fucking her is like sticking your dick into a glass of water."
"oh, i see. yes, she is quite the whore. and i think i'll pass on that drink."
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WHY THE HECK ARE YOU LOOKING UP WHAT A WATER FOUNTAIN IS ONLY SAD KIDS WITH NO LIFE LOOK UP WATER FOUNTAIN ON URBAN DICTIONARY!!!
Jeff: What is a water fountain?
Ken: Look it up on Urban Dictionary lol
Jeff: A water fountain is something that only sad kids look up on urban dictionary.
Ken: Oh sorry.
Jeff: I’m going to kill you.
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An object with a questionable intelligence. Screams better insults at me than chloe, red rennamon and you
I've had better insults screamed at me from a glass of water. Your non-sensical ramblings encourage your own idiocy.
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