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Whilst the male proceeds to fuck a male/female in the dirty butt hole, preferably "doggy style", the giver quickly withdraws his "poop dick" then runs beside his receiver. Quickly and powerfully he proceeds to whip her/his back then quickly gets back inside before the other partner realizes what just happened.
Dirk: I was fornicating Gabe hard in the pooper last night when I went to preform the Texas Dirty Whip the fucker turned and i got him with a Mexican Cheese Saucer on accident.
John: Boss probably wasn't happy about that. At least he got his protein in for the day.
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when you cum on a girls pussy then put whipped cream on it then eat it
whipped cream pie tastes good
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When a male unzips his fly and 'whips out' his penis, thus demonstrating how big he is. This can also refer to any situation where a male takes his dick out.
This expression refers to the legendary press conference where, when asked why the U.S. continued to fight the Vietnam war, President Lyndon Johnson "unzipped his fly, drew out his substantial organ, and declared, 'this is why!'"
For the metaphorical meaning, see dick waggling contest
Spencer: Dude, what do you do when people say that your dick isn't that big?
John: I just whip it out like LBJ, fool.
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Common slang umong military enlisted to salute an approaching person in uniform when uncertain of their rank. Better to be safe than sorry. More common with the NAVY as Chief Petty Officers have gold anchors on their collars and are often mistaken for gold oak leafs (signifying a Lieutenant Commander or Major).
Bill- "Don't look now, but here comes an officer"
Larry-"No, it looks like a Chief Petty Officer from here"
Bill-"When in doubt, whip it out. Better to be on the safe side then to ignore him if he was an officer".
Larry-"You're right"
*Both saluting-"Good morning sir".
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when a big momma asults you with her over sized wooden spoon
big momma whipped me with her spoon
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In the 80s, used by teens to mean cook some food for me.
Me: I'm starving. Why don't you go whip up a pot of Ragu.
Friend: Whatcha hungry for? Mac and cheese?
November 29th, a day when you grab the mates, get shitface drunk, then hit some kid with your ford f150
It's National Whip-a-Kid Day, I'll get us some Absolut for the boys.
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