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National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day

Beat the absolute fuck out of your best friend on April 19th

I can’t wait for National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day!

by xx.l0ser.g0ldie.xx April 17, 2023


Go back to your ex

6th of October is the Day that you go back to your ex and text him/her. Have fun:)

-Hey Mary i miss my ex:(
-Ey emily its go back to your ex Day go text him

by Urmom8282992829292 October 3, 2020


Your Oppo-Type

The person that is the COMPLETE and OPPOSITE of your type. You like skinny gamer boys? Your Oppo-Type is a chunky outdoorsy dude. (Or girl, we don't judge) Surprisingly, a lot of people tend to fall for their Oppo-Types easier than their actual types. It can lead to you feeling a sense of disgust, hatred, and shame toward that person when you are away from them. But you also will be feeling a sense of lust for them when they are near. Your friends will probably make fun of you.

Friend: "Okay, who do you like now?"
You: "This guy."
Friend: "WHAT?! That guy is the total opposite of what you go for!"

You: "I know, it's like a guilty-pleasure! He's my Oppo-Type!"
Friend: "What?"
You: "Someone that is the opposite of your type."
Friend: "OOOH! Yeah, hes definitely Your Oppo-Type!"

by DepressedDepression June 1, 2023


Spam Your Bestfriend Day

April 22 is Spam Your Bestfriend Day. Whether its on social media, or constant calling, spam your best friend and annoy the crap out of them.

I can't wait to annoy them tomorrow, its Spam Your Bestfriend Day!!

by honeydy April 18, 2022


Smashing your salad

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.

Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!

by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011


National flex your muscles day

April 19 is when you send a friend, partner or someone you trust a picture of you flexing ur muscles.

*sends a picture of big booty flex*

wow! Happy national flex your muscles day! Here is one too ;)

by Nukemaster69 April 19, 2022


your organs gonna shift

You gonna die.

Your organs gonna shift, when I hit you with this four fifth.

by Token Black 98 January 28, 2018