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Beat the absolute fuck out of your best friend on April 19th
I can’t wait for National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day!
6th of October is the Day that you go back to your ex and text him/her. Have fun:)
-Hey Mary i miss my ex:(
-Ey emily its go back to your ex Day go text him
The person that is the COMPLETE and OPPOSITE of your type. You like skinny gamer boys? Your Oppo-Type is a chunky outdoorsy dude. (Or girl, we don't judge) Surprisingly, a lot of people tend to fall for their Oppo-Types easier than their actual types. It can lead to you feeling a sense of disgust, hatred, and shame toward that person when you are away from them. But you also will be feeling a sense of lust for them when they are near. Your friends will probably make fun of you.
Friend: "Okay, who do you like now?"
You: "This guy."
Friend: "WHAT?! That guy is the total opposite of what you go for!"
You: "I know, it's like a guilty-pleasure! He's my Oppo-Type!"
Friend: "What?"
You: "Someone that is the opposite of your type."
Friend: "OOOH! Yeah, hes definitely Your Oppo-Type!"
April 22 is Spam Your Bestfriend Day. Whether its on social media, or constant calling, spam your best friend and annoy the crap out of them.
I can't wait to annoy them tomorrow, its Spam Your Bestfriend Day!!
Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''
It is a reference to a hand job.
Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)
Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
April 19 is when you send a friend, partner or someone you trust a picture of you flexing ur muscles.
*sends a picture of big booty flex*
wow! Happy national flex your muscles day! Here is one too ;)
Your organs gonna shift, when I hit you with this four fifth.