I’ll clock you

To check somebody or punch/hit them.

“Don’t play with me or I’ll clock you right now!”

why do you do

It means why have you done something.

Why do you do- why do you take part it doing any type of actions. Why do you do things?

Person: i stole my neighbor's catto
Me: why do u do.

Uber you up

Picking someone up in a Uber.

I will Uber you up at 9:00.

do you like wapa t wing

yeah i like it

persong 1 : do you like wapa t wing persong 2 ; yes

ima kick you in the schnoz

A line said be by Goku when he met Frieza in DBZ Abridged (A Parody of DBZ)

Goku: Are you that Freezer guy
Freiza: I am Lord Freezer yes
Goku: Great ima kick you in the schnoz
Frieza: Excuse thats a new one

are you gonna catch this ball if I throw it

another way of saying if i shoot my shot with you will I miss or not

Jack: hey are you gonna catch this ball if I throw it

Jackie: yeah I will actually

You are my best notification

It means when you talk to me Facebook, Twitter or Was-sup my heart would reply and I hardly reply!

You are my best notification my love!