not your cheese

none of your beeswax/business

“hey man did tiana & dylan break up ?!?”
“that’s not your cheese man.”

your._local._gay._ass

your._local._gay._ass is a Beautiful person married to me and is a TikTokEr

your._local._gay._ass is Just yes :)

your._local._gay._ass

Beautiful person,Married to akioisveryhawtuwu,Is a TikTokEr ofc-

your._local._gay._ass is Yes :)

whatever fucks your duck

To do whatever you want.

Yeah mate whatever fucks your duck.

Swinging your mickey

Taking the piss

“Ah, I’m only swinging your mickey”

Your crush

Is someone that doesnt give a $hit to you.

Cry for them, kneel for them , and beg for them. Those will get you nowhere; except seeing them be happy with someone else.

Ex: "did you see Kennedy? Your crush? Omg like he's so bbg today too!"

And you reply with them:

Ex: "gurl WTF that b!tch is mine how long have you been crushing on my man like girl bffr 💀"

CHECK YOUR LEG

That one time that you feel something crawling on your leg but it’s just your shoe lace. Or it’s a spider...

Josh: I feel something on my leg...
James: it’s just your shoe lace.
Josh: J-James.. there’s a spider... a big one.. on your leg...
James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Remember to check your leg if you feel something!