Poo Fairy

An old South Eastern Brisbane Myth that if you drink too much soft drink, you poo stones out and then a poo fairy collects them.

Johnny's Dad ~ Son, If you keep drinking that soft-drink like a camel drinks water, youre gonna get a visit from the poo fairy.

Johnny ~ Whats a poo fairy?

Johnny's Dad ~ When you drink too much soft drink your gonna poo stones then the poo fairy collects them and it's gonna hurt alot.

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Poo Legs

An uncomfortable sensation experienced by some when they need to make a bowel movement.

Barry had the poo legs, so we pulled into the nearest gas station.

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Poo-Mungous

Elabaration on the word Humungous. Poo-mungous is used to describe an extremely large excretement of faeces. Usually used to describe faeces that will:
A) Not Flush away
B) Leave Skid marks on the toilet insides.
C) Stink the whole toilet / dwelling / Street out completely.

A)" Andy, I need some sort of excretion-removal device because this poo-mungous shite is not gonna fit through that measly hole in the toilet
B)" Andy, Get me a Cloth because the skid marks left in the toilet by my poo-mungous shit are about an inch thick, the toilet brush isn't gonna get rid of them!!
C)" Andy, Dont go in there for a couple of hours, i just laid a poo-mungous brick and the stench is overwhelming!!!

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Poo Salmon

A poo salmon is a frozen faeces which is returned back 'up stream' into the rectum as either part of sexual play or BDSM punishment.

"When master wanted me to behave he would often Poo Salmon me into submission!"

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Poo Pattin

Anal Sex. Someone who engages in Anal Sex.

Also known as:
Poo Patter and Poo Patt

I love it when my babydaddy is Poo Pattin me!!

O' shutup and Poo Patt me!!

Put it in the Poo Patter, Babe!!

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throat poo

when the tonsils let out this white discharge and it really smells :S xx

eww did you smell the reek of that throat poo

urghh yeah that was jankk

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Poo Clingers

when poos stick to the hairs on a mans bum after taking a big as shit.

guy 1: "bro i got the worst poo clingers!"
guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"

guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."

AWKWARD

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