No u plus infinity

The no u that can’t be beat ever unless ur actually god

Mean boi: ur gay

Me: no u
Mean boi: no u plus 1
Me: NO U PLUS INFINITY

mean boi: 😮

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U-Scan Swap

A trick used to fool a U-Scan. U-Scans have a weight monitoring system that knows how much an item should weigh when you put it in the bag. You can take advantage of this by scanning one item then putting an item of similar weight in the bag. The main use of this is to scan a cheap item and get an expensive one of similar weight.

Jim: Why did you scan that mountain lightning and put the Mountain Dew in the bag?
Bob: Because I just U-Scan Swapped it mother flowers!

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R. U. T. A.

Abbreviation for "Rape up the ass" or "Raped up the ass."

Dude 1: you just got R. U. T. A.'d!!
Dude 2: fuck!

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Catfish U-turn

The act of presenting yourself over a social media platform to standards below your actual level. E.g. Using old, unflattering, revolting photos as a tinder profile, only to leave the person speechless when you're actually extremely tolerable in person

Also know as the Reverse Catfish or the Lloyd

"...So that girl i've been talking to turned up to the date, WAY hotter than i thought she initially was from her profile. She pulled the Catfish U-turn"
"She's a Lloyd!!"

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u heavy broski?

idk what it means but my friend said it randomly and it made me laugh

hey Sam, you heavy broski? (laughing intensifies)

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r u gey

Are you gay

"What, are those mint?"

"Yes."

"r u gey" BAM

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no u x pan

super hot gay ship that i love so much

dude you like no u x pan? fuck yeah!

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