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an exclamation; a general term of surprise; expression of outragia; unexpected spiritual epiphany
"Jesus weiner! Why can't you keep that spit in your mouth where it belongs?" "Jesus weiner, I didn't know Katy gave birth to a hybrid alien baby girl!" "Jesus weiner, did the boss ever take a piece of my ass in that meeting!" "Jesus weiner, I sure got raped by that car dealer!" "Jesus weiner, I have all 6 numbers on tonight's Lotto!!!!"
Same concept used with Secret Santa during Christmas where everyone draws a name out of a hat and gifts the other person. Secret Jesus is used when participating with a Christian family primarily because Santa is believed to be of the devil and the gift exchange happens on New Year because Christmas Day is reserved for Jesus.
Person 1: "Hey, are you doing Secret Santa with your family this year?"
Person 2: "Nah, my family are fanatical Christians. It's more like a Secret Jesus gift exchange.
A sexy good looking guy . A bozo who hates one peice. Has anger issues when playing video games.
Jesus Valencia is a bozo for calling one peice, "one peice of shit"
When you drink so much wine that it starts to taste like water.
Girl 1: "How was the wine pre-game last night?"
Girl 2: "I don't remember what I was drinking, I pulled a Reverse Jesus."
Girl 1: "Wym?"
Girl 2: " Bruh it hit a certain point that the Moscato tasted like a Brita Purifier."
The product of total market deregulation, unlimited corporate political contributions, targeted tax cuts, and policies to protect vulnerable corporate interests, as Jesus intended it.
We need to cut spending, put a cap on deficits, and balance the budget by cutting taxes for job creators because that's Jesus freedom... the South will rise again.
The thought that jesus will bandage your pains.
Hey man your back still hurting?
Yeah but I be on that jesus.
You mean jesus placebo?
ppl who’re heavy christian like lily reid n ma gran x
ma gran’s a right jesus shagger