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Two people are having sex. The third person is having oral sex performed on himself/herself by one of the people having sex.
Guy One: Yo, I totally took those two girls back home at the same time; it was awesome.
Guy two: You had a threesome?
Guy one: Not exactly. I only boned one of the chicks and ate the other one out at the same time. It was a Two and a Half-some.
Guy two: You are a legend!
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When a man's penis is not quite a full boner yet not quite limp either. Essentially the Goldilocks zone of penial stiffness.
Do you see that bulge in that man's pants? He must have the half caff.
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In Russia this term describes a weak erection.
- Mary, will you go on a date with Pyotr?
- Nah, he has a half past five in the pants.
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A person who starts a new job and quits after only half a day. Typically goes to lunch, never to return.
"Where's the new guy? Didn't he go to lunch... like 2 hours ago?"
"Uh ohh, he's not coming back is he? Don't tell me another one's done a half-day Tony?"
"Fuck."
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It will be THE BEST GAME EVER to be released! Will make Master chief look like a fucking pansy-ass sissy girl who braids hair all day long.
On November 16th, Half-Life 2 will be the Messiah of the gaming universe!
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A term from the popular youtube live streaming show GTLive, Which stands for Game Theory Live. MatPat Said It's Origin is from his 7th grade teacher who would give them Clap N half. The Like to joke that the stole it from her because Mat Had hated that teacher.
Oh its your first stream live I give that a Clap N Half
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A phrase used to describe when a person is on the verge of crying, getting upset, bitching, or acting like a baby. Popular phrase among Stoners.
"You ate my fucking shnitzel! Why did you eat my fucking Shnitzel?!" yelled Jerry. "Oh oh, Babys on the half-tip!" replied Andrew
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