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A girl who has been completely sheltered her whole childhood, from anything sexual. When said girl gets to go off to college, she then finds herself driven mad by the desire to drink down as much of that delicious love juice as possible...mmm
poor Ana was so sheltered as a child that when she had her first cock sucking experiance, she was immediatly turned into a cock-sucking cum slut. aka, me
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The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.
Dude, I always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin!
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As defined by comedian Robert Shimmel, stunt cum is the fake appearing cum that you see in most porno's, making it look like the male star is shooting off like a sprinkler!
Man, did you see that stunt cum on that stud? Yeah, he wishes he had that much spunk!
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Used to describe your nut bag or ball sack.
Babe my cum factory is about to roll out a new batch.
My cum factory is open 24/7
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When you are at work in your office looking up porn on the computer while stroking your cock under the desk.
You suddenly realise you are going to cum and don't want to cum over your hand or your trousers / shirt, so you quickly pull your handkerchief out of your jacket pocket or trouser pocket, and place it over your cock - like a tent. the handkerchief (hanky) will soak up your load, thus avoiding having embarrasing stained clothes.
"I was looking up fat cum bitches at work today, and had to cum a hanky - you wanna see it"?
"Eww no that's discusting"!
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girl who brushes her teeth with cum and then smiles to show off her pearly cum shined whites
Guy 1: did u see how white tonyas teeth are?
Guy 2: Yeah that girl is a real cum brusher!
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