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The rule that states that if you don't like what you see from a person in the first ten seconds you see them, than you will most likely not like them later on.
Is ussually used on apparent douchebags, seemingly annoying bitches, or preppy-ass motherfuckers.
Jim: Ay, Carl! Look at that guy over there.
(Carl looks at apparent douchebage and applies 10-Second Rule)
Carl: He looks like a fucking douche.
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as one man grips the genitals of another, he fast and furiously stimulates the genitals while pretending to shift the gears of a manual transmission car.
Man 1: "You know you owe me a 10 second car, right?"
Man 2: "Vroom! Hope you don't mind if I grind your gears!"
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theyre a 10 but they wont pee on u, theyre a 9 but have poor hygiene, they a 5 but theyre fruity, they a 8 but they make fun of gay people and poc for fun and amusement, theyre a 10 but they wont give u a blowjob, theyre a 6 but they smell ur socks, theyre a 2 but theyre a 7'3, rich alpha mafia boss from wattpad stories,
theyre a 0-10 but they will pee on u
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1. Giving a guy with a big dick a hand job; requires two hands, 10 fingers and 10 knuckles
2. Guys with big dicks beating off; requires two hands, 10 fingers and 10 knuckles
John Holmes required the 10 Knuckle Shuffle from bitches!
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9/10/21 Is the supposed day of reckoning, many speculate that the kid from the 9 + 10 = 21 video was hiding a truly dark secret...we can only wait and find out...
"we are gonna fucking die on 9/10/21, prepare your ass cheeks"
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The event you plan to attend (with the high school friends with whom you cared enough to keep in touch) INSTEAD of the grossly overpriced 10-year high school reunion.
They want $80 per person? forget that... Send a MySpace invite and let's have a 10-year freeunion instead!
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Immediately Spending 10% of money acquired from prize winnings, pay checks, sales, etc... towards celebrating in order to attain good luck.
I just got my tax refund for $2,456, According to the 10 percent rule I have to go blow $245.60 on getting wasted and motorboating some bitches. Cause bitches get brunched.
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