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how to tell your friends to shut up :)
Friend #1: "heyyy so theres this really hot guy that asked me out" ðŸ¤
Friend #2: "omg is it Jamie?"
Friend #3: "Luckyyy!"
Friend #4: "I wish i was as lucky as you!"
Me: "can yall shut up?"
It's another way to say F--- without actually swearing :D
Oh fluffy unicorns can karate!
when a gal is in quite a bind and not sure what to do.
dang it. I just dropped my drink. what can a gal do¯\_(ツ)_/¯
To get something started despite the majority of people not wanting it to happen
"god dammit smaced you always gotta be the one to kick the can down the hill"
A term used by a famous East London gangster Ahmed Ali, when a troublesome situation arises when a decision or action produces a subsequent problem.
"Oh no mark! Don't do that, you are going to open a whole can of beans!"
Having intercourse with a large, stanky pussy
Banging that skank was like hosing out a garbage can
When a friend or family member runs out of gas in the middle of nowhere and you bring them a red Honda generator instead of a real Gas Can.
Logan ran out of gas again so I brought him a central Iowa Gas Can to teach him a lesson.