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When you call a cab in Canada and give the driver maple syrup and poutine on Canada day
Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!
When your going to fuck a mexican chick, and decide to use maple syrup as lube.
Johnny gave Maria a Canadian Quesadilla last night!
When passing geese, shit bomb you from the sky.
I was sledding and all of a sudden I got stuck in a Canadian Shitstorm
Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.
I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***
When Justin Bieber gives/receives a chex-job to/from Sarah Palin. May result in anal problems in the future.
I saw Justin Bieber get a Canadian Maverick from Sarah Palin on TV last night. It was AMAZING.
When Justin Bieber gives/receives a chex-job to/from Sarah Palin. May result in anal problems in the future.
I saw Justin Bieber get a Canadian Maverick from Sarah Palin on TV last night. It was AMAZING.
When you jerk off and it's only Maple Syrup coming out.
"Mason! Mason! I just had a Canadian Moment."