The alter ego of the sexiest man to ever live Kyle Johnson
“YARRRR HARRRR SET SAIL ME” said captain Kyle
A wee arse ned fi the scheme of methil, absolute nutter of a boy pumped this mad wee grannie built like a brickshit hoose but cunt still gave it a bash
That wee Kyle duffys a nutter man cuttin aboot shaggin grannies
A wee arsehole ned fi the scheme of methil absolute nutter of a boy goes aboot tryna pump grannies smoking spats wi a broken kettle
The post is made for posting Never gonna give you up
Tricking Kyle Jericho Masangcay
When someone gets into a van and cant get out.
Damn the kids got into the van and got kyle spurgin'd
Kyle Gomes... A pretty attractive guy tbh, he can make ANYONE laugh any day any time any place, treats everyone right, if you have him in your life then you are one of the luckiest people in the world, he loves sports, he treats his girlfriend beyond amazing, he's VERY caring to his friends and is overall a very funny, caring, cute and loving guy :) I Love Him ;)
Girl 1: OMG is that KYLE GOMES?!?!
Girl 2: Hell Yeah It Is!!
Girl 1: OMGGG!! I Wish That Man Was Mine @-@
Girl 2: Yeah! Too Bad He's Taken, He Treats Her So Well
Kyle Queef is a rare jew monger seen from the damp depths of North America. He bears a shield-shaped as a six-pointed star coated in hot glued shekels.
The figure has been transformed into a derogatory term for a greedy fuck boi.
"You see that guy on his golden tricycle? He's a total Kyle Queef."