V Card Brothers

When you and a friend lose their virginity on the same night.

Friend 1: "Bro, you lose your v card last night?"

Friend 2: "Fuck yeah man! I'm a big boy now!"

Friend 1: "Bro, I did too!"

Friend 2: "No fucking way! We're V Card Brothers!"

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side step brother

The step brother of your step brother or step sister. (NO, not YOU or YOUR brother).

MIKE: Hey Honey, this is John, my side step brother.

HONEY: Okay, you already introduced me to your "bridge brother", who is your half brother's half brother, so I am going to guess that your side step brother is your step brother's step brother.

MIKE: You are a VERY good guesser, and YES you are correct, except that I don't have a step brother, I have a step sister.

HONEY: Oh. And when do I get to meet her?

MIKE: She is over there (Mike points). Let's go. Come on John, let's go see Sharon.

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Little brother syndrome

When a person(doesn't always have to be a sibling) idolizes something you have done and decides to follow in your footsteps, ultimately copying exactly what you have done; complete and juvenile lack of originality.

My friend has little brother syndrome. I began to pursue my dream of writing comic books, and not to my surprise, i find the hack doing exactly the same.

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Bing Bong Brothers

A little known song from te snl trio The Lonley Island

the music video consists of two of the members of the trio In Mario Moustaches singing about, what else, showing you their penis

J: Doood gues what
C: What?
J: i just at a grape and i Jizzed in my pants
C: Guess what
J: Wut?
C: And then i show you my penis
J: dooood wtf was that shit?
C: -Facepalm- you'venever heard bing bong brothers?
J: nah man i dont listn to non does pussy bands
C: -Uberfacepalm-

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Little Brother Syndrome

When mom makes you play with your little brother but he sucks at everything.

Mom said its my turn on the xbox! Thats little brother syndrome!

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Stay at Home Brother

The one brother, out of a set of twins, who stays at home on his ass all day while the other one goes and and earns a living. Similar to a trophy wife.

Charlie just sits at home while Thomas wakes up everyday and goes to work. Charlie is a stay at home brother.

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Brother Adams

Fat Geometry teacher. Mating call: "Want to go to Quirilla"

The boy got a Brother Adams for not doing his HW.

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