Methican American

A productive member of society who studies meth and the ways of fellow methican.

Peeping through my blinds I seen 10 Methican Americans.

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Young Americaning

Spontaneously breaking out into random song and dance, in referance to the current situation

Tom: O thank goodness you set that spotlight up! Now we can ball so hard all night long!
Ralph: "All night longggggg... All night.... All night"
Tom: Ralph, will you please stop young Americaning? You're coming off gay.

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American salamander

When a male sticks his penis in a female before his penis is ready for sex

He stuck it in like an american salamander

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American Pie

The sexual act of fucking a pie on a kitchen table. The pie is typically of the apple variety. The warm and soft pie resembles a street whore’s pussy by the end of the excursion

Nig, I only like to die American Pie when it’s pumpkin pie.

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Saltine american

The analytical way to call a caucasion a cracker.

I'm not a cracker I prefer to be called saltine american.

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American Football

Its a fucking cool ass sport its not ment for everyone and thats chill, Anerican football players tend to be more popular at school

Some fucking dumbass put American Football as a stupid fucking band no one cares about

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CARBO AMERICAN

CARBO AMERICAN: a expression used on the television show "3rd rock from the sun" as a way of describing "one's cultural, social and linguistic background" as a means to gain an individual identity to distinguish one person from the next.

"so, i'm part spanish, part european, part american and i love hockey, what are you? well..ehh..i'm a "carbo american".

"how many hobbies do you have? oh..i'm just a carbo american."

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