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As one masterbaits to religious figures.
There he goes again, in his room pulling an indesent angel.
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When a drunk girl comes into the bathroom with a guy peeing and jerks him offf.
It's a Christmas party at the office. The bosses wife is a notorious slut.
" Hey man have you seen the bosses wife tonight... She already gave me my holiday gift. It was THE FALLEN ANGEL."
Proceed to an entire office drama scenario and the boss finds out he isn't the only one who has been touched by an angel.
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The team that always loses because of special teams in the NFL. Simple.
The Los Angeles Chargers suck at special teams
PC name for South Central.
That brain tumor otherwise known as political correctness strikes again...
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"Excuse me bartender? Can I get an Angel Shot 🔫?"
"Who?"
"The guy in the blue shirt, he's being a little aggressive."
"Enjoy the bar, I've got this. Hey Blue Shirt, I've got a bullet for you."
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When fucking a girl from behind you pull out and your buddy takes your place. Then while your buddy is fucking her, you get dressed, go outside and wave to her through the window
Last night me and tommy Chris Angel Fucked that bitch. Mindfreak!
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