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When you stick a balloon in someone's asshole, and blow into it until it pops.
Liza and I played a sweet game of Pop Goes The Asshole last weekend, it was so hot!
1) Anyone who watches MMA (such as UFC) and believes they know everything about fighting in the ring and/or on the street, but in reality would die in a fight scenario. 2) Someone who does not belong to any fighting discipline or take MMA classes, but still buys MMA memorabilia (such as TAPOUT shirts).
1) Justin: Oh man I could take that guy in a fight anyday. I'll just take him to ground and put him in an armbar!" Tyler: "Yeah, no, you're just a mixed martial asshole." 2) Ryland: "Check out my TAPOUT shirt!" Daniel: "Do you take MMA classes?" Ryland: "Nope." Daniel: "Then GTFO you mixed martial asshole."
1. Someone who smells like a bum.
2. Something that smells nasty.
3. Something that looks disgusting.
1. Crystal came over smellin' like a bucket of burned assholes.
2. When I opened the door of his trailer it was like I got hit in the face with a bucket of burned assholes.
3. I'd have ate but I didn't know she was gonna' bring me a bucket of burned assholes.
Can be a noun and verb bass upon context.
The act of your asshole uncontrollably quivering to hold back an explosive, juicy, wet, diarrhea-filled colon. The reason it is quivering is usually from extreme beer drinking and not wanting to hit the bathroom until the last minute. Or, when you first get up in the morning and you just have to hold the quivering back until you just can’t wait any longer.
Man, that chick at the party was hot. We had several rounds of beer and our conversations we going great but I had to break away to hit the bathroom because my asshole was sucking buttermilk and I just could not hold it any longer!
One of your very good friends that will say what he is thinking at any moment in time. Often, his name is Bobby.
You can’t be a number 1 asshole. The slot is already taken by Bobby.
Someone who thumbs down everything no matter what.
Person 1: What an intelligently written and clever definition. *thumbs down* LOLOLOLOL.
Person 2: You're an Urban Dictionary Asshole.
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