split body

When the dick so good you feel like you have been split in half

Man I got major split body last night

you're just a body

When someone thinks they live rent free in your head, make you pissed, or annoyed. Even though they really aren't important, they're nothing but another body on this earth you don't care about.

Person 1: hey, bitch you suck at *current thing you're doing*, be better hahaha.

Person 2: *ignores*

Person 1: hahaha i know you hate me right now, im pissing you off.

Person 2: *turns head* you're just a body, i dont care about what you're saying.

bad bodie

A person who denies his past

Typical bad bodie

Body booty

An undefined body odor.

Wow, what is that smell? Smell like body booty!

Pudding body

A girl with a great body, but every guy is putting (pudding) his dick in her

Dude she has a pudding body bro! Imma be in that tonight!
body

stop caressing my body

fuck off my body, get off my dick

stop caressing my body over a dude i don’t mess with anymore.

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I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.

John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”