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Brandon Boxley is a hero for all proud EDL members across the Midlands. He has protected his house from all fags in a 50 mile radius by chopping all their dicks off. In addition to to this he has had sex with every women in the West Midlands, at the same time. The man has achieved incredible feats like lasting for hours at a time and just a single glance or whiff of his magnificent smell will immediately attract all women in a 10 mile radius to him.
Girl: OMG IS THAT BRANDON BOXLEY?
Brandon Boxley: Yes, clothes off now.
Girl: Of course daddy!
An adjective used to express affection and attraction toward an amazing woman when the user is kinda sorta bad expressing affection and attraction in normal ways.
Hey, (insert name) you’re really awesome (brandon’s definition) .....(loaded with hidden meaning)
Brandon Lang is an American war fighter. Brandon was raised in Tampa after being adopted at a young age by a Neurosurgeon and a Pediatrician. In September of 2001 Brandon was in NYC on a school trip when he and his classmates witnessed the worst day in American history, 9/11. After losing a couple classmates and seeing the horror of that day Brandon decided that he wanted to serve his country. So in 2002 Brandon joined the United States Army as a combat medic. Brandon served his country for 18 years as a Special Forces Operator. Did 2 tours in Iraq and 2 tours in Afghanistan along with over 300 combat missions including hostage rescues, special recon, and counter terrorism operations as a JSOC (Joint Special Operations Command). Brandon medically retired from the Army in February of 2020 after breaking his back, both knees, and other bones. He is truly an American hero.
Brandon Lang is an American hero
Once a roommate that stole the hearts of everyone living with him. Now resides with his new girl and crushed the hearts of all the people that formally roomed with him at the 159.
That Brandon farrar is a heart break thob.
Not just a name, a "Brandon" is the act of trying to convince a child to have intimate relations with you.
Brandon is a hoe. He think he is better than everyone even his friends. He think he can get everyone girl with two walking legs. He’s good a sports, but that’s the only thing. He’s known to break girls hearts, but it’s fine cause they are fucking over him too.😏
Brandon is a lowdown gold digging son of a bitch.