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Calm down, quiet your inner child, create serenity with one's self
Janeen, Chill Your Monkey!
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The tastiest most addictive bubble tea ever
I quit crack for Chill Bubble Tea
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A guy who fucks multiple bitches on the reg, is chill as fuck all the time, is smarter than all the people around him, knows how much better he is than just about everyone else, and is not a black person. Everyone loves him; he's the best. People only hate him because the want to be him. It's simple: there's nothing better than a chill ass nigga.
Guy: "Why are we so awesome?"
Other Guy: "It's cause we're chill ass niggas, man."
Guy: "We fuck so many bitches."
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Popularized by internet personality Hannah Montoya, the "Toxic Chill Girl" tries to act cool, calm and collected, with the aim of trying to present herself as superior to others. She simultaneously insults and degrades others in indirect ways, often times by belittling things they find interesting or exciting.
You: "Did you see that new movie it was so cool!"
Toxic Chill Girl: "That movie was so bad, actually. And can you, like, calm down? You're like, literally yelling."
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To make a chilled poon sundae you must first prep. the poon with four to five ice cubes, then hold the ice cubes in the poon while you have anal intercourse with the poon owner. Continue this until the ice cubes are mostly melted then remove yourself from the anus and quickly insert it into the poon. Then finish yourself off inside the prepared poon to complete the sundae. Next you pour the sundae from the poon to a 8 ounce glass and give to the poon owner to taste test. Only serve chilled!!
I made a chilled poon sundae last night and she said it was wonderful.
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expression which literally means "calm yourself", which comes from a blend of the slang words "chill" and "deal". One's deal is his dill, which literally is one's dick. By chilling one's dill, you will erase any arousal or excitement that you once had, and return to a state of relaxment.
"Dude, you're fucking nuts. Chill your dill."
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The act of inviting a significant other or lover over, with the intention of having intercourse while the Disney Channel is playing in the background.
Boy: "Parents are gone, wanna come over to Disney Channel and Chill"
Girl: "I'm coming right over with my Mickey Mouse Pajama bottoms."
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