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A rather bad misunderstanding of what chopsticks are.
Jade: Holds up chopsticks
Jade: "Look hun, Chinese sticks!"
When you've left marks on the toilet bowl because you've been leaning forward on your phone when you took a shit. Different consistency to pebble dash.
One flush without looking won't hide the evidence.
Wife: Jeff! You've left Chinese writing in my bog again!
A mechanics nickname for a hammer
Oi mate can ya chuck me the Chinese spanner this bolts stuck
An umbrella term for South and South-East Asian peoples that look Chinese.
“Kelley? Yeah she’s one of those Island Chinese.”
“Filipino?”
“Yeah, whatever.”
Someone who wants to live in a communist state but rejects calling it communism. This person wants everyone else to be forced to do all the work and do no work themselves.
Jon is upset because he doesn't want to do anything and wants everyone else to be forced to pull their own weight. Jon is a chinese liberal.
Do you usually settle the settlement with the company on the Chinese side?
When you and your buddy are silly pussyfucking the horsejizz out of two different girls in two different rooms and after you both semenize their clits you and your broad meet your buddy and his whore in the kitchen. Once you have met, you high five your buddy and switch girls. Only this time, you have to stick your chocolate in her chocolate factory.
“Last night, me and Spencer absolutely Chinese fire drill’d the cowshit out of two black hookers.”
“Harris was Chinese fire drilling this one cunt, and she pulled an amber heard after he had his winnie in her Pooh!”