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Someone who claims to be a good christian. When they pull in the church parking lot, they don a mask that shows them to be good, people loving, god fearing christians and when they pull out of the parking lot, they turn into evil, nasty, manipulative, judgemental spawns of satan. Hence, you have a parking lot christian.
You'd be surprised how many people in church turn out to be parking lot christians.
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A school which covers up sexual assault and breeds racism and homophobia (but for Jesus so it’s chill )
-Catholics are on thin ice
- non denominational totally not Baptist
- .00001 melanin in a quarter mile radius of the flag pole
Example: “ Remember that 1 hour lecture at Plymouth Christian Academy in Bible class where Mrs Davis read us that article on anal fisting practices to scare us from being gay?”
Example 2 :
Person 1 : “ What happened to (insert name here)”
Person 2: “Didn’t you hear, they kicked him out of Plymouth Christian Academy when they found out he was gay”
Example 3:
Person 1: “Why did they let that one guy lead worship at PCA’s vacation Bible school after asking that nine year old for a hand job”
Person 2: “They need him”
Example 4:
Person 1 : ” Why did that one (lab redacted) teacher who had naked kids pictures in his slides and touched girls after class never get fired from PCA”
Person 2 : “He was asked to leave after a few decades”
Example 5:
Person 1: “ remember the chapel at PCA where they made us sit for an hour until one of us admitted to watching porn”
Person 2: “ The one where they made us watch Ted Bundy talk to dr Dobson and blame his violent crimes on watching porn so that we wouldn’t watch it?”
Example 6:
Employee 1 “ Why did PCA fire the Jewish staff member”
Employee 2: “Sorry PCA just found out or we would have done it sooner”
Example 7:
Person 1: “ What do you mean which black student we have like 1”
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Cry Baby College.
The students cry every time they lose any sports event.
“Did you see that we beat cbc yesterday? Yeah, all of the Christian Brothers College kids were crying.”
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a fucked up establishment full of rich, preppy, right winged conservative students. Homophobia runs rampant and not a bud of weed in sight.
FUck god
-any atheist attending cherokee christian schools
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Cheating someone or driving their price down on something. Being immensely cheap. Behaving in an unethical way. Stealing money from old people by lying about an imaginary god and asking them to send in money.
Hey, there goes BillyBob, christianing him down on the price of that stolen car.
Listen Bud, don't even try to christian me down on this. The price of that Torah is firm.
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A private Christian school in Lakewood, Colorado. Known for it's exploitation of it's students through the facade of faith and Christian principles for financial gain. This once phenomenal institution for one to experience true integration of faith and learning through diverse interesting opinionated staff, deep intellectual courses, and considerate honorable student body has recently fallen into a student body of vipers, brain washing narrow minded professors, and corrupt and/or naive administration who see the students who attend as nothing more than dollar signs.
Girl:"I've had such a terrible time getting my class schedule together this semester. It's like my LDC advisor just wants me to stay in school so I'll pay and really isn't interested in offering me good advice for my college career."
Boy: "Colorado Christian University didn't even give me an advisor till my junior year..."
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An unaccredited college in Pensacola, Florida run by fascists. If you're caught wearing earbuds or talking to a member of the opposite sex without adult supervision, you will be sent to the disciplinary committee.
Shortly after the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville, a Pensacola Christian College student was seen saluting a Confederate statue.
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