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Futanari Day is May 1st. On this day, everyone gets fucked by a futanari women whether they realize it or not. If you have a girlfriend, fiance, or wife, they'll become a futa.
Dale: Oh hey there, Diana-...why do you have a cock...?
Diana: Because it's Futanari Day sweetheart~
Dale:...oh. I'm not complaining one bit~
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The day where you realize you need a haircut.
Melvin: when did I grow this Afro? I'm having a Fro Day and I need to get a haircut.
Devin: dude, your hair has been tht ugly forever. We've all been waiting for this Fro Day.
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People that get together on Valentines Day to only have sex.... A day based more on sex than love...Valentines Day booty call
He's gonna come over on Sexentines Day and we're just gonna fuck.
We celebrate Sexentines Day by fucking.
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December 2nd, “Ditch day” for all high schoolers.
“Are you excited for December 2nd”
“Hell yeah! It’s ditch day.”
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1:"Yay, it's election day."
2:"Who are you voting for? Trump or Clinton?"
1:"Hasn't Clinton already been president."
2:"No, I'm pretty sure that was Bill."
1:"Well it seemed to me like she was president back then"
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When 3 or more dudes get butt naked and do each others laundry in a very Homo Erotic manner.
Casey, Mike, Bam, Rob and James always made time for Laundry Day. Sometimes they would do laundry 3 or 4 times in the same day.
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Seems like an important world holiday, but it's just a big load of bullshit, where companies profit off of those people who are insane enough to buy their girlfriend/spouse $400 Digital Cameras or iPods. On this day, your romantic abilities are proportional to the size of your bank account.
Also known to make single people more depressed and angry. One of the stupidest holidays of our pop culture that just encourages thoughtless relationships and big spending.
Symbolizes everything that is wrong and superficial about our culture today.
Jim: OMG Valentine's Day is tomorrow!!!!!
Joey: That's nice.
Jim: I'm going to buy my girlfriend a new phone, and jewelry, and money, and gift cards, and candy, and a new car, and...
Joey: I may be single, but if I wasn't, I would appreciate my girlfriend for the whole year, not just for one day in February.
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