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depression biotypes

Any of several genetic and epigenetic causes of depression and potentially other mental health symptoms. A depression biotype is the underlying cause of the patient's depression and/or other mental health symptoms.

90 percent of all depressed individuals fall into one or multiple of four biotypes: undermethylation, overmethylation, pyrrole disorder and copper overload.

All depression biotypes are treatable under the Walsh Protocol with vitamins and other nutrients along with specific diets to improve and alleviate symptoms.

The key to fixing your depression is testing to learn your depression biotype or depression biotypes.

by Lawayne June 16, 2020


Depression Session

Slang for when someone in school has a mental health check-up

Person 1: Hey, why's Kyle not in PE today?

Person 2: Oh yeah, I think he's on a depression session today.

Person 1: Damn, always when it's PE... I wish I had depression now.

by GotBulliedAtSchool98 November 21, 2021


depressed inhale

Depressed inhale means when you want someone to tell you something but they won't do it

You: will you buy me a dog?
Friend:no
You: depressed inhale.

by KaiSenpaii May 10, 2017


Drunkerexic Depression

1.When someone is so depressed thay cant sleep or eat they can only drink so they stay drunk.

2.After a bad break up the broken up with just sits at home and drinks and crys.

1. I lost my Job i can't eat or sleep i have Drunkerexic Depression.

2.My Wife left me so im just gonna sit here and drink and hope i feel better

by VampireMisstresss October 17, 2008


postreadum depression

The sinking feeling of silent crisis received when finished with a really good book, story, or possibly a story-oriented video game. Symptoms include:

1.) Revaling in the enjoyment gained, followed by blank staring and feelings of emptiness
2.) The extreme urge to simply lie on the floor face-down and do nothing with your now pointless self
3.) Consistent pondering on what the heck you're supposed to do now.
4.) Lacking the want to start another project without maximum hype because nothing could replace the joy you were immersed in.

Most cases can be solved through quiet pondering and forcing yourself to find another outlet

In extreme cases, talk through it with a pal: Discuss the ups and downs, how it affected you, ultimately helping yourself move on. There's other things that will come into your life and give you that sense of wonder!

1: What are you doing?
2: Wallowing in self-pity. I finished that book and now I am nothing.
1: Dude, I went through postreadum depression too, after I finished Portal 2. Don't worry, it'll get better

by the_laziest_bone January 25, 2017


Post-Friends Depression

Post-Friends depression Is a serious illness caused by ending The best TV show Of all time Friends TV show. People suffering from this are feeling empty, like there’s No more happines in The World. It’s really hard to cure, some say it’s impossible. Patiens are usually caught re-watching The show or looking for extra stuff like interviews with The actors. Doctors are still trying to find a cure that would work 100% but there isn’t much Hope.

A: ,,Did you See Sophie somewhere? I didin’t See her for days!”

B: ,,Oh, she’s suffering from Post-Friends Depression so she’s staying home for a few days...”

A: ,,My friends had The same thing, Post-show depression! And I’m worried that I might get it too, soon...”
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B: ,,Ow No! Which season you’re on?”

A: ,,I just started 10th...”

B: ,,It was nice knowing you...”

by Kusia1305 March 11, 2019


depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.

I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help

by Yo8484 March 17, 2017