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Slang for male masturbation. The rigorous, reciprocating motion of your hand comprises the "punching," while the "dragon" is your penis. Presumably originated from the fact that ejaculation can rather resemble fire being breathed by a dragon, if you have sufficient technique, anatomical predisposition, and you eat enough BWW Wild sauce beforehand for color and sensation.
G-Money: "Whoa! That new waitress is hot. On an unrelated note, you boys will have to excuse me while I go to the restroom."
B-Ryan: "He's totally in there punching the dragon."
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The state bird of Mary-Canada. It can only be seen if you take marijuana, cocaine, mushrooms, and extacy at the same time. Evil dragon is very rude and often interrupts presentations.
Mary Kate: Shut up evil dragon im trying to give a presentation!
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The Dragon Rouge is when a girl wants an orgasm during sex while she is in her period. She will refer to the Dragon Rouge by saying that she wants to go to it.
I want to go to the Dragon Rouge.
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When u drag you long, hairy, penis across some niggas face
Damn that nigga just penis dragoned me breh.
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A dragon who likes to play the slot machines. This word was thought up today while playing 'Jade of the Dragon', a slot machine at Casino Aztar in Evansville, IN.
Opal: Here we are at Aztar. Let's hit 'Jade of the Dragon'.
Earl: You big Casino Dragon, you! We're gonna breathe fire all over these other guys.
Opal: (screaming and fire shooting out of her mouth) Let's burn it, baby! This thing is going down!!
Earl: (playfully throws a bucket of water on Opal) Easy, dear, it's only the name of a game, not a real dragon.
Opal: (crying) Poor baby, I expected a real dragon. Well, at least I can do dragon tai chi.
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When a person gives a guy a blowjob, as he is about to ejaculate, he punches them in the nose, ordering his warm load to come straight out through the nose.
Dude, I gave Tiffany a crazy dragon last night. It was awesome!
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1) A penis that breathes fire or throws flames from its hole
2) When a human being has an actual dragon for a cock. Piss is shot out of the dragon's mouth.
3) The cock of a dragon.
Vladimir: Hey Geoff, check out my cock, its doing some weird shit.
Geoff: Holy shit bro, that thing has red flames coming out of it. You've got a dragon dick.
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"I'm so embarassed to change in the lockerroom after Yoga since i have this gross, scaley dragon dick hanging off the front of me"
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