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a turd that is made while you sleep
and you lie down on it
thus making it flat
like a pizza
(caution: may contain toppings)
oh dude!
i made the biggest dutch oven pizza last night!!
it even had toppings!!
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requires two men both holding their cocks. Each man grabs their fellows fore arm and controls the motion of their partner's hand on their penis.
hey some people appreciate a firm hand shake, but nothing sreams character like a good double dutch rudder!
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A sexual act in which you place ketchup on the head of your dick and proceed to fuck a woman in the ass while she is turtle heading.
Yo bro, I totally gave that slut the pennsylvania dutch meatloaf last night!
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While laying in bed with your old lady. Rip ass as quietly as possible as not to alert the unwhitting victim. After you've built up enough stink, Raise one or both feet puling the stench into a tent, via- vacuum suction. Then carefully lift a small section of blanket prefferably under the victims nose. and all at once drop your feet sending the condensed stink into the face of your unlucky victim.
Mike thought that the "Dutch Oven" just would not do the job, and instead decided to go with the "Modified Dutch Oven."
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When you have diarrhea, then wait until you can not hold it in anymore and get some friends to pin down a random person walking on the street or in a park, anywhere really. Then, you whip down your pants, and press your ass to the strangers pinned down mouth and let loose. The shit will explode out of their nose.
Hey guys, I'm about to shit my pants. Let's give that bitch over there a Chocolate Dutch Bomb!
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While engaging in anal sex with your partner, ejaculate inside them. Withdraw quickly spread their bum-cheeks and get a close up of their rusty sheriff's badge.
Tell you partner you are ready then wait, as they spray out a mixture of semen and farticles all over your face.
Aye, myself and Jane performed a textbook Reverse Dutch Steamboat last night... I can still taste it.
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A Dutch Double Dipper AKA a Triple D (DDD) is when the female bends over so she is looking between her own legs. The Male then continues to go from Ass to Mouth (or reverse depending on preference) as fast as possible.
Dutch Double Dipper:
Bob: "Hey man I was trying to do an Eiffel Tower with this girl but she didnt like the idea of another guy"
Frank: "Oh yeah, what you end up doing then?"
Bob: "I Triple D'd her!"
Frank:"NICE!"
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