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An ear full means to blow someone eardrum to fuck over the phone...
My mom: I'm about to give that asshole an ear full!!
Me: an ear full of what?
Mother: An ear full of pissed off mom!!
Commonly abbreviated as SED, Significant Ear Damage is genre of music created for Zac Seif's music, specifially a song called "I can't survive," because even Emo is not terrible enough a genre to categorize his music as.
Guy 1: Did you hear Zac Seif's new song? It's the best example of Significant Ear Damage music out there!
Guy 2: Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to avoid it!
A thingy you shove in your ear.
Fred: Is that your earring?
Wren: No, I think it's Marisas.
Earing it is a slang term that describes something foul and dirty. Its particularly used in jokes for the "lolz".
Dude i was with a girl and she started earing it! Gross!!
The eargasmtastic noise your headphones make when the bass is so loud your ears feel like they're shaking.
Dat Ear Wub
How you describe your friend from BrazilianJu Jitsu or the wrestling team with cauliflower ear so bad no one says anything about it. The description is usually for your friends who don't train but are grossed out by his deformed ears that look like pierogies stuck on the side of his head. This way they know exactly who you are talking about.
"I was out with my ear bud at the bar, and there were no takers. I have to pick a better wingman next time."
Dumbo shaped ears that stick out more east/west than north/south. They have to stick through the hairdo to count.
Great for grabbing onto while directing someone performing oral sex on you. Absolute control.
It's the hot chick on CNN with the blonde hair and steerage ears sticking out. She would be fun to hold onto.