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You can’t f*ck anyone in the month of February
“Hey want to f*ck”
“Can’t its fff ( F*ck Free February)”
This is a month of pleasure, coming after Jack off January. It's a month for celebrating you resisting women for a month, and this makes it time to celebrate.
Will you be my partner for Fuck Your Friends February?
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Wholesome as Fuck February (or W.A.F.F.) is a community-supported exploration of whatever wholesomeness means to you. It might include your relationships to food, exercise, drugs or alcohol, sexuality, spiritual practice, work, family members, partners, or anything else you want (i.e. wholesomely punch more Nazis). You define what aspects of "wholesomeness" you want to explore. Socializing, accountability, and mutual support are the key tenets.
"Why February?" You may ask. Because February is the shortest month (yay!), and alliteration is pretty freaking fun.
Tim: Are you doing Wholesome As Fuck February W.A.F.F. this year?
Aubyn: Yeah! Timiki and I are. I'm getting outside on a run or a hike at least 3 times a week, and he's cutting out booze. I sort of voluntell-ed him... You?
Tim: I'm meditating more.
Aubyn: Noice!
When most leo's were born and ready to fight also February 18 is when half e-girls/soft girl were born
Boy:look she was born February 18 she is a leo and ready to fight and intelligent
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The depression that more than 700 people had after meeting Noah Schnapp on February 16th of 2019. This depression causes tears and makes you want to go back to that day. People suffering from it call this day "the best day of their life" and call Noah Schnapp "the loml". Some (me) even may say that going to that event is "the best thing they've ever done", in reference to Mike Wheeler in Stranger Things.
I miss Noah and my friends so much i can't stop crying, i'm in my February 16th 2019 depression.
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On February 13th 🦋 , say happy birthday to alicia or fuck you😌👌🏽
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February 7th: national scream day is an American holiday, you get to scream as loud as possible, as often as possible, and as high-pitched as possible.
Teacher: Ok class, today we will be going over the origin of the suffix "un-"
Class: OK
Quiet kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH.
Teacher: What was that
Quiet kid: ME SCREAMING. OR NATIONAL SCREAM DAY. A DAY WHERE I CAN SCREAM AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE, AS OFTEN, AND AS HIGH PITCHED. THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF NATIONAL SCREAM DAY. TODAY IS FEBRUARY 7TH
the nerd: February 7th: national scream day is an American holiday, you get to scream as loud as possible, as often as possible, and as high-pitched as possible.