food bucket list

A list of food you want to try before you die.

Deep fried snickers are on my food bucket list. I want to try them before I die.

food point remediation

days where one must refrain from indulging in excessively pricey meals, so that later in the semester they do not suffer from starvation.

"hey man go get me some chips"
"dude bro no way this week i am on food point remediation"

Food Stamp Famine

The period of time during which you run out of food waiting on your food stamps to arrive.

"Hey man why is your fridge empty?!? "
"Food Stamp Famine Man! "

Junk Food Dude

Someone who is always around, but doesn't really have any redeeming features. High in sodium, low in anything worthwhile.

That guy you were about to fight last night was being a real Junk Food Dude

food n' fuck

The less classy college student's version of the winedine69. A meal of some sort followed by sexual intercourse.

-How was your date last night?
~ Oh, you know.. the usual food n' fuck

Frozen Food Nubbies

The automatic hardening and perking of the female nipples when at the grocery store shopping in the frozen food section.

Chaz: Dude, come with me down the frozen food isle.
Kurt: Why?
Chaz: I just saw two hotties opening up a display case near the Stouffer's dinners. We are about to see some hot Frozen Food Nubbies.
Kurt: Sweeeeeet!!

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Fast Food Handoff

Wait for a car to order a bunch of food at a drive-thru restaurant

Watch the car pull around to the window and wait for the cashier to hand the food bag out the window

While the bag is being exchanged you run inbetween the car and the window, snatch the bag, and run to a secret hiding spot where you can enjoy your ganked food

This can be done with no harm to a stranger as the car's order will be remade for them. It can also be done in league with a friend as you can select exactly what food you want and have that order doubled (but you have to act surprised or pisst in the car; and maybe have the passenger get out and chase the thief to make it seem believable)

Remember, many drive-thrus have cameras so its suggested to conceal your identity with a mask of some sort; the HAMBURGLAR costume will suffice

Driver: What the FUCK?! Freak just Stole my food!

Cashier: No, thats the Hamburglar, He does a fast food handoff here every now and then, we'll have to remake your order.

ganked pisst hamburglar fast food handoff

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