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French kiss the morning is a phrase referring to the first large, gaping, tongue lolling yawn given by a person (or animal) after waking.
I always wake early, "French kiss the morning", then turn to my wife who advises: "Brush your teeth before trying that on me...".
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1: is that a cappuccino?
2: it’s french vanilla bitch!
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This can only be done when your girlfriend is a babysitter. While she is at work, you go visit her and have sex in the homeowners bed. It is best pulled off when the man of the house walks in the room as you are putting on your shoes.
Friend 1- "Tyler was having sex with his girlfriend yesterday and pops almost caught them."
Friend 2-"At what point did he catch them?"
Friend 1-"Well they were done and he was just putting on his shoes.
Friend 2"Oh! Its all good. They were just going over French.
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a form of hair sex. the male stands over the female's head while she's on her hands and knees and align his erect penis with the underside of her frenchbraid along her head then grab hold of her head and take her for the ride of her life however hard, fast, easy, slow, hardcore that u want. Even lay her down on her stomach and ride her head on the pillows.
My girlfriend had me ride the fuck outta her head and French Braid Fuck her till i came all over her beautiful thick brunette hair till it was tinted in semen.
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when a man and woman only have a few seconds to themselves. the man puts his pecker in her pussy, anus or mouth and keeps it there for about one second and then pulls it out.
me and Kathy just had a few seconds so we had to french dip.
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Fake French {fayke} {french} -Adjective-
Someone who deliberately creates drama in a sad attempt to make their own life seem more interesting or similar to those seen on TV; OC, Gossip Girl or Laguna Beach.
It is in no way related to the band Le Tigre's song Fake French
Tyla: Ya, I just finished basketball practise and I have to go to the bathrooms to change because the girls change room flooded. I look so stupid in these work out clothes.
Jenna: Well Laylaa is telling everyone that you stayed over at , like, her boyfriends house and had sex with him.
Tyla: She is so fake french and it truely is sad.
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Hair bleaching using bleach and developer mixed with shampoo.
How did you get blonde hair? I did a French bath at home.
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