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Some sort of mysterious hydrocarbon fuel that may or may not run an engine. God knows what it's made of or how old it is. Often found in the fuel tanks of broken lawnmowers and abandoned trucks.
"I don't know what's in this jerry can. Probably just some radioactive horse piss."
A famous line from the hit show Family Guy, delivered by Lois Griffin in the episode (idk lol) while everyone was at the dinner table. The horse walked into the dining room and lois delivered this line.
(a horse walks into the kitchen)
"...Petah. The horse is here."
(petah turns to the horse)
"FUCK YOU"
A misstated version of "one trick pony," used when you gamble with a brain fart and lipshit yourself.
Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony," Biden replied as he made his way offstage.
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Man with very large penis
also donkey dick
;)
Chicks dig me cause me hung like horse
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A very exquisite and effective way to ward off sexual predators or disgusting people, used on the internet, more specifically on omegle.
(on omegle)
A:"asl"
B:"I own a horse."
A:*disconnects from the chat*
(random shady chatroom)
A: I want to cyber with you regardless of your age and I won't leave you alone.
B: I own a horse.
A:*A leaves chat room*
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Member of the orangutan family known for the powerful odor of its breath, inability to work efficiently, and massive front teeth.
"The Horse Toothed Jackass is commonly hunted by ivory dealers."
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Breaking a bottle of chloroform to knock a horse unconscious, then proceeding to insert the horse's penis into your own ass or a partner's, only to have the horse awake mid-fuck and ram the individual's asshole so hard it ruptures his or her intestinal wall and they bleed out. Usually the death occurs in the field, the hospital bed or during the act itself.
Robert: What the hell happened to Todd, I heard he died?
Lee: He totally chloroformed that horse to try to have it fuck him, but it woke up and totally Polish Horse-Rider'd the shit out of him. Literally.
Robert: Shit, well what the fuck happened to the horse? I was going to fuck it.
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