you have my poodle, give it back.

An exclimation used to express anger over the failure to return another man/womans poodle.

charlie, you son of a bitch, you have my poodle, give it back.

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I cant believe you have done this

Total disbelief, British style

ah fuck, I cant believe you have done this

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You didn't have to cut me off

You didn't have to cut me off
Nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin
Abonidonidiolo
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didnt have to stusolo
Evifrienskolettoinconsinto change your number
I guess that i dont need that though
Naujusembadyeausetono
Naujusembadyeausetono
Naujusembadyeausetono

Elanfelafilncof all the times you screwed me over
Wellameybellithaithas always something that ive done

But i dont wanna live that way
Eveninenteeverywod you say
I said that you could let it go
Wenawudycatchuangoposobadidataiusedtono

But you didn't have to cut me off
Nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin
Abonidonidiolo
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didnt have to stusolo
Evifrienskolettoinconsinto change your number
I guess that i dont need that though
Naujusembadyeausetono
Somebody (Auseteno)
Now your just somebody deausetuno
Somebody (Auseteno) PARIS
Parisisombadytheayousetono
Ausetuno, Deausetuno Ausetuno Some paris

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Have a 9-1-1-derful day

A pleasant way for a cop to end a police interaction.

"Ma'am, you're free to go. Have a 9-1-1-derful day!"

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do you have stairs in your house

1. A nonsecret identifier between Something Awful forum goons. Canonical answer: "I am protected." In communal memory and appreciation of...

2. An Internet meme originating from Something Awful leader Richard Kyanka's famous "Space Robot Bonanza" ICQ prank, in which he successfully convinces a gullible person that he has created "space robots" from VCR parts to protect astronauts from "the terrible space secret". Unfortunately, the Pusher Robot (which shoves) and the Shover Robot (which pushes) have undertaken to protect the entire human race by pushing them down flights of stairs. Kyanka eventually switches to the persona of one of the robots and convinces the victim that the robots have "protected" Kyanka down the stairs. "The robot" then sends the victim into a panic by offering to protect him, asking for his location, and asking him "DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE". Similarly to AYBABTU, "DO YOU HAVE" was made into a song by The Laziest Men on Mars and then a Flash animation by Jonathan Robinson. However, in AYBABTU's case the song and animation are credited with kicking off the fad, while in "DO YOU HAVE"'s case they followed it.

"why are u guys all so mean"
"Do you have stairs in your house?"
"waht?"
"OK. FYAD."

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i feel a good i have a cool

they feel a good and they have a cool

"i feel a good i have a cool"

Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!

What you say to an unfortunate individual who has an ass for a face.

<Kilt:> Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!
<Bilt:> ( ))<(what?)

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