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An intensified state of sexual arousal after burning a bad one, a parking lot beat down, and a side of Penn station east coast subs French fries!
Let’s go to Penn Starion east coast subs for date night babe, I’m hoping to get you Elkhart Horny tonight!
The feeling one gets when shopping for gadgets for the kitchen.
' I'm kitchen horny for that 'Kitchenaid ' mixer"
A person who likes to have intercourse with various animals including chickens and have intercourse fantasies about his step sister
Horny friend Got down and dirty with a Chicken
It’s being so sensitive that things that aren’t funny still make you laugh until you cry. Like the kind of laugh when you can’t breathe, and you start to pee yourself because of something stupid Chandler said.
I’m sorry 😅 I know that kid face planting isn’t funny *cough* 🤣 but I’m just so fucking laugh horny right now - 😂 *cough*
A phenomenon in which if you watch a person (whether it be a vlogger, an actor, or an influencer) talk openly about their sexual desires with an especially salacious attitude, you start thinking about the object person of your affections/desires. while pondering that, you realize just how much you thirst for that person. As a result, while continuing to watch the content creator speak expressively about their "horniness," you lust after the object of your affections, which subconsciously causes you to be horny for that content creator BY PROXY. this can result in you: "missing sexual intercourse, i.e., missing d**k or p***y, wanting to eat someone out, etc.," or "getting the urge to pleasure oneself."
This is a shortened version of the phrase "horny for someone by proxy."
(this is a work in progress)
I was watching this vlogger talk about how much he misses having sex, and that made me think about how much I miss my bf's phallic object. I got so horny by proxy for him.
(Still a work in progress)
Following someone's account whilst under the influence of horny energy.
This is particularly the case with guys adding attractive people on their social media.
Please also see: Post-nut clarity
"Bro did you really just horny follow that tiktoker? Her ass wasn't even that big."
Doge's legendary bat that teleports people to horny jail in one hit!